wierd messed up ed song

[sunshy]

(Think "I'm too sexy by MCHammer...)

“I’m Too Schmexy”
By Edward Elric


I’m too schmexy for my arm
Too schmexy for my arm
Schmexy me needs auto-mail

I’m too schmexy for my shirt
Too schmexy for my shirt
So schmexy it hurts

And I’m too schmexy for Central
Too schmexy for Central, Liore and Ishbal

And Al’s too schmexy for his body
Too schmexy for his body
But I’m schemexier than him

Roy’s a pyro, you know what I mean
Roy is not schmexy, not as schmexy as me
Schmexy as me, schmexy as me, yeah
And Roy shakes his ugly tush unschmexily

I’m too schmexy for Greed’s bar
Too schmexy for Greed’s bar
Too schmexy by far

And I’m too schmexy for a hat
Too schmexy for a hat
Whatcha think about that?

Envy’s a poser, you know what I mean
Envy’s not schmexy, not schmexy like me
Schmexy like me, schmexy like me, yeah
Envy shakes his girly tush unschmexily

Armstrong’s so sparkly, you know what I mean
Armstrong’s not schmexy, not schmexy like me
Schmexy like me, schmexy like me, yeah
Armstrong shakes his sparkly tush unschmexily

I’m too schmexy for Al’s cat
Too schmexy for Al’s cat
Poor *****, poor ***** cat

And I’m too schmexy for my leg
Too schmexy for my leg
Schmexy me needs auto-mail

And I’m too schmexy for this song.

(Twitches... )

~Ed~

i did not make this up i found it on the fma funimation forum so do not give me credit but try to find the creator there

[VenusAdept]

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[sunshy]

if you watch the show Fullmetal Alchemist you would probably understand it.For those of you who don't auto-mail is like fake limbs only metal and connected to nerves to work more efficiently.
Central,Liore, and Ishbal are towns.
Roy is a fire abuser.
Al is the singer's lttle brother.He has an obssesion with cats.